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  • 3031 | 2007/11/27*Kamijo


    『Wipe the tears under your mask.』

    This is the season where one’s constantly reminded of the chilliness.
    Even before winter arrives for real, it’s already impossible to get out of one’s futon.

    Having eaten too big of an evening meal and thus can’t stop farting, this is Chihiro.

    I was inside my futon enjoying the peace and quiet when I carelessly started letting loose farts. I kept on insulting my sense of smell like that. The part of a human psychology that makes you want to sniff things even though you know them to be smelly, it reminds you of our fondness for our earthly roots, doesn’t it?

    This is the reason humans are unable to give up.

    Though I didn’t actually mean to make this into a fart blog, I inadvertently did just that.

    This is the reason humans…

    We played a secret show at Shimokitazawa disk union the other day. Thank you all for inviting us to your home. It’s only a couple of days until we have another solo show.

    My body’s boiling.

    Resembling the feeling of irritation in the foundations of my soul, I’m shaking with an unbearable desire to throw a beat at the audience, exasperating their hatred.

    Or to put it in other words, “I’ll do my best.

    Ah, look at the time.
    I’ll fart and go to sleep.
    Good night.

    (Attachment: Suneo¹)

    ¹ There’s a hand gesture that a character called Suneo uses in Doraemon. I believe this is pretty close to how you should do it. Chihiro’s version, though it may look similar, has a little twist to it: if you look closely, you’ll see that he’s holding his thumb between his index and middle fingers. This essentially means “fuck you.”

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