2013/01/20＊Chihiro

Heya. Bainbaiiin! )^o^(
I actually didn’t want to be a musician. I wanted to become an idol! I’m Chihiro!

I thought of stage names to oppose Matsuko Deluxe — “answer names” if you will.

○ Chihiro Detox
… I’m the antitoxin of your heart!

○ Chihiro Xerox
… Kamijo-san, go make a copy of this.

○ Chihiro AIR MAX 95
… MAX is getting hunted! I’m going to be kidnaaapped.

○ Chihiro Topics
… Today’s Tokyo Stock Price Index closed at 999.99 points, an improvement over yesterday’s 99.9!

○ Chihiro Fenix
… I’ll be reborn however many times it takes!!

○ Chihiro Botox
… I’ll help you relax both your body and your mind. ☆☆☆

○ Chihiro Avex
… Oh no! I can’t stay with EMI MUSIC JAPAN!

○ Chihiro Shidax
… Yay yay! Let’s sing and be excited!

○ Chihiro Enix
… I won’t go to school before I beat Dragon Quest!

○ Chihiro Relax
… Let’s try doing nothing at all. Together.

○ Chihiro Orthodox
… Simple is best. I like you best when you’re natural.

○ Chihiro Lolita Complex
… Don’t eat sekihan! You can’t become an adult!

○ Chihiro Sex
… Woohoo! )^o^( Sex!

I can’t… come up with… any more… I’m tired from thinking so much.

But today I’m Chihiro Climax! Kyaha! ☆～（ゝ。∂）