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  • 3031 | 2013/01/24*Chihiro


    Yes yes, babylon babylon. )^o^(

    The second I stand up, going all “alright, let’s do this!“, my parents ask me if I’ve done my homework and I thus lose all motivation for everything. This is Chihiro, the boy who strayed from the right path!

    So I went to look around at TSUTAYA!

    I had no intention of renting anything, but I went to see the porn section anyway. Looking at porn parody film titles and names of sex establishments and stuff is one of my hobbies, you see. I’m still searching for a title that can beat the Titanic parody “Paipanic ~Anata no Kokan ga DiCaprio~” )^o^( (Note: “Oppai Panic ~Your Nether Region is DeCaprio~” — the pun in the subtitle basically means “you have a huge cock.”)

    By the way, here are some more works I’ve discovered that have wonderful titles!
    ※ In case you don’t know the original titles, I’ve included them in the parenthesis below. I’m so thoughtful!

    ○ Soreike! Paipanman (Go Shave It! Shaved Pubic Area Man)
    (Soreike! Anpanman)

    ○ Pirates of the Caribinbin yan (Pirates of the Cari– Hey, You’re All Hard)
    (Pirates of the Caribbean)


    ○ Nude of the Rings: Ou no Kokan (Nude of the Rings: The Nether Region of the King)
    (Lord of the Rings: Ou no Kikan)

    ○ Sokkou Yarou B Team (Quick Cummers B Team)
    (Tokkou Yarou A Team)

    ○ 20 Centimeter Shounen (20cm Boys)
    (20seiki Shounen)

    ○ 2001nen Chikyuu no Tabi (2001: A Pubic Mound Odyssey)
    (2001nen Uchuu no Tabi)

    ○ Saki Dase!! Otoko Jiru (Get It Out!! Man Juice)
    (Sakigake!! Otokojaku)

    ○ Sailor Fuku to Hitobanjuu, starring: Yoku Shimaru Asoko (All Night Long with the Sailor Fuku, starring: A Nice and Tight Hole)
    (Sailor Fuku to Kikanjuu, starring: Yakushimaru Hiroko)

    ○ Sex Anta to Shitee (Sex: I Want to Have It With You)
    (Sex and the City)

    ○ Ero-mu-gai no Akumu: Motto Koshi wo Furete (A Nightmare on Porn Street: Do Me Faster)
    (Elm-gai no Akumu: Freddie no Fukushuu)

    ○ Gaki no Koshi Tsukai ya Arahende!! (This Way of Fucking Ain’t for Brats!!)
    (Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!)

    ○ Aan Iyaan Man (“Ohh! Ahhhhh!” Man)
    (Iron Man)

    The people who came up with these are all geniuses! I don’t think I could beat any one of those!!
    The best I can do is “All Nippon Airways ANAl” and “Bitch Note”.
    I still have a long way to go. ☆ ~(ゝ。∂)

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