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\u300eWhat farting taught me\u300f<\/p>\n
The “fart blog<\/a>” I wrote a while ago has gotten a relatively warm reception from my loved ones. Ehehe. Maybe I’ll take advantage of that now. I’m drunk tonight, too, after all.<\/p>\n My style. For as long as you live, do not overlook this simple physiological phenomenon of your body. Don’t forget: what we really are is monkeys who just happened to come across the evil of something called “wisdom<\/em>.”<\/p>\n The way you take this to an outsider’s eyes insignificant phenomenon and make it your own (or don’t), it says a lot about what kind of a person you are<\/p>\n “Acchoo toooot<\/em>” “Aaah- toot<\/em>” “Acchoo When you reach the above-mentioned level, you won’t have worldly desires anymore like the lowly me. You will be able to attain pure, god-like intelligence as well as taste.<\/p>\n And that’s how it is.<\/p>\n In spite of all that, ARE. YOU. STILL. GOING. TO. OVERLOOK. IT…??<\/p>\n (Attachment: stinkvine<\/a>, a plant of the Rubiaceae<\/a> family.)<\/p>\n \u300eWhat farting taught me\u300f The “fart blog” I wrote a while ago has gotten a relatively warm reception from my loved ones. Ehehe. Maybe I’ll take advantage of that now. I’m drunk tonight, too, after all. My style. It’s to fart when sneezing. For as long as you live, do not overlook this simple physiological […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-1760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-translations","tag-chihiro-kamijo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muh2-so","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1760"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2089,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions\/2089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nIt’s to fart when sneezing.<\/p>\n
\nThis is your chance.<\/p>\n
\nis
\nout of the question.
\nYour taste is lacking.
\nThose still wet behind the ears would probably be satisfied with just this.<\/p>\n
\nis
\njust disappointing.
\nI can still see much room for improvement.
\nIt just requires some control of your muscles.
\nYour taste ought to be buried in the plains.<\/p>\n
\n<\/em> Toooot<\/em>”
\nWhen you can do that, your refinement and elegance will be apparent to all.
\nHowever, operations of even more advanced level will become necessary.<\/p>\n
\nyou, are you still going to overlook this chance today…?<\/p>\nRubiaceae<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"