{"id":2995,"date":"2007-11-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-26T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nippon.ddo.jp\/9mm\/?p=2995"},"modified":"2011-08-15T14:03:47","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T11:03:47","slug":"20071127%ef%bc%8akamijo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/2007\/11\/27\/20071127%ef%bc%8akamijo\/","title":{"rendered":"2007\/11\/27\uff0aKamijo"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u300eWipe the tears under your mask.\u300f<\/p>\n

This is the season where one’s constantly reminded of the chilliness.
\nEven before winter arrives for real, it’s already impossible to get out of one’s futon.<\/p>\n

Having eaten too big of an evening meal and thus can’t stop farting, this is Chihiro.<\/p>\n

I was inside my futon enjoying the peace and quiet when I carelessly started letting loose farts. I kept on insulting my sense of smell like that. The part of a human psychology that makes you want to sniff things even though you know them to be smelly, it reminds you of our fondness for our earthly roots, doesn’t it?<\/p>\n

This is the reason humans are unable to give up.<\/p>\n

Err.
\nThough I didn’t actually mean to make this into a fart blog, I inadvertently did just that.<\/p>\n

This is the reason humans…<\/p>\n

We played a secret show at Shimokitazawa disk union the other day. Thank you all for inviting us to your home. It’s only a couple of days until we have another solo show.<\/p>\n

Boiling.
\nMy body’s boiling.<\/p>\n

Resembling the feeling of irritation in the foundations of my soul, I’m shaking with an unbearable desire to throw a beat at the audience, exasperating their hatred.<\/p>\n

Or to put it in other words, “I’ll do my best.<\/em>“<\/p>\n

Ah, look at the time.
\nI’ll fart and go to sleep.
\nGood night.<\/p>\n

(Attachment: Suneo\u00b9<\/strong><\/span>)<\/p>\n

\u00b9<\/strong> There’s a hand gesture that a character called Suneo uses in Doraemon<\/a>. I believe this<\/a> is pretty close to how you should<\/em> do it. Chihiro’s version, though it may look similar, has a little twist to it: if you look closely, you’ll see that he’s holding his thumb between his index and middle fingers. This essentially means “fuck you<\/em>.”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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