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\u300eDon’t become close with gross guys.\u300f<\/p>\n

Yes yes. ‘Tis Chihiro.<\/p>\n

Me and Kazuhiko actually have a monthly feature in this print called “DROPS” by Shiseido. Each time I pick the no. 1 of whatever is the category in question — according entirely to my own arbitrary, narrow-minded, prejudiced and preconceived judgement. My one such manuscript for next month’s issue was rejected. Apparently, the subject matter wasn’t family-friendly enough. What a shame. Since it’d be a waste to just scrap it as I did go through the trouble of writing it, I’ll just publish it here.<\/p>\n

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This time, I ask those who are turned off by gross stuff to please refrain from reading. Just to give you an early heads-up. Those of you who are able to stare at an open large intestine surgery while stuffing your face with food, this is for you.<\/p>\n

The topic this time around are the loved-by-all “torture & execution devices.” Things like these as well as photographs of dead bodies… I feel ashamed for having an interest in them. To me it’s something we the modern people don’t have in this age anymore: an important tool to help us reaffirm the joy and meaning in our lives. It’s a way to study humanity through the dark history of convicts.<\/p>\n

Although we did have some in our own country as well, the variety of these gadgets was very rich in medieval Europe. “Iron Maiden<\/em>” is one of the more famous ones. “A thorny casket imitating a woman’s body. A person is put in and skewered by spikes, missing the vital organs.<\/em>” “The outer walls of the pitfall trap are covered with knives. Once reaching the bottom, all that remains are small lumps of human meat.<\/em>” What calculating execution apparatuses. The human intellect sure is wonderful.<\/p>\n

But there’s also many that aren’t as gross. The painless guillotine is one cute example. “Placing scorching hot pots etc. on one’s head\/burning<\/em>” “Forcibly plucking off women’s nipples\/nipple removal device<\/em>” “Letting rats or countless of ants eat the body or genital area\/animal punishment<\/em>“… etc. But, after all, if there’s one that’s not exceedingly brutal or gross but is<\/em> very painful, it’s the “Pear of Anguish<\/em>“. It’s quite popular. “Forcibly inserted into either the vagina, anus or mouth, the pear expands with use of the handle, tearing skin and pulverizing bone.<\/em>” Hee, isn’t that just lovely. I think this guy gets the no. 1 this time.<\/p>\n

See, one who knows pain also knows how to be kind to others. Not only physically, but emotionally as well. Alright, I was able to wrap this up nicely. See ya.<\/p>\n

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