{"id":5406,"date":"2009-09-01T00:00:07","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T21:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nippon.ddo.jp\/9mm\/?p=5406"},"modified":"2011-11-07T15:21:42","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T13:21:42","slug":"20090831%ef%bc%8achihiro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/2009\/09\/01\/20090831%ef%bc%8achihiro\/","title":{"rendered":"2009\/08\/31\uff0aChihiro"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u300cAutumn of reading. I want to read the akashic records<\/a>.\u300d<\/p>\n

Yes yes. Up until around junior high school, I had no doubt in my mind that that “turning the calf upside down<\/em>” was one of the 48 basic sumo techniques. No, I believed that for even longer… That kind of Chihiro has today taken up the rare deed of wielding his writing brush. Hello.<\/p>\n

Well, I have a little advertising to do. Zildjian will launch a line of my signature model drum sticks. As long as you have these, you’ll be aaaall right!!<\/p>\n

No matter who you are, you’ll be able to play double bass drums with extreme ease when using these.
\n…that<\/em>, is something I can’t really promise you. But they’re good for those who don’t believe in anything but the blastbeat.<\/p>\n

They’re also good for the air drummers amongst you. Also, those of you who think your brains might’ve been invaded by filaria<\/em>. As long as you have these, you’ll be able to look quite a bit like a drummer<\/p>\n

Playing drums is of course a given, but they can also be used in various other ways.<\/p>\n

\u2606 As everyday tools
\nCarry them as self-defense tools and if it looks like you might get attacked… put all your strength into it and utilize them as a legitimate form of self-defense. There’s no doubt that you’ll be blamed for using excessive force in your self-defense.<\/p>\n

\u2606 With Japanese meals
\nIf you’re in need of chopsticks… there’s nothing bigger, nothing more annoying to use than these. However, the rare times you do succeed in using them properly, it’s guaranteed that the inside of your mouth will be nothing less than a jewel box of flavor.<\/p>\n

\u2606 As nighttime companions
\nIf you use them as sex toys if you’re a girl… yeah, it’ll be aaaall<\/em> splishy-splashy.
\nI promise you a supreme evening.<\/p>\n

The examples written here are just that, though… As per your own ideas and taste, the ways to use these are infinite. Right now — as soon as possible — do make your way to your nearest music store.<\/p>\n

Not that they’re available yet, though.
\nThey’re planned to go on sale 09.09.09. Everyone, buy ‘eeem.<\/p>\n

9mm Parabellum Bullet
\nChihiro Kamijo model (ASJ2)
\n406\u00d714.7mm \uffe51,470 (pre-tax price \uffe51,400)<\/p>\n

On this day, you will…
\nWitness the creation (beginning) of your existence (life).<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

(Attachment: sticks are something you hold, so if you reduce your strength, you’ll drop them)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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