{"id":8385,"date":"2011-12-30T15:47:33","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T13:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nippon.ddo.jp\/9mm\/?p=8385"},"modified":"2012-01-24T12:24:44","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T10:24:44","slug":"20111221%ef%bc%8achihiro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/2011\/12\/30\/20111221%ef%bc%8achihiro\/","title":{"rendered":"2011\/12\/21\uff0aChihiro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tonami,_Toyama#Local_culture_and_festivals\"><em>Yoiyasaa yoiyasaa<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mm.<br \/>\nSomething stinks.<br \/>\nSomething <em>really<\/em> stinks of shit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Seems like someone farted inside the train. It really stinks.<br \/>\nUgh, it stiiinks. It&#8217;s like a hexagon!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">What the hell does one have to eat to produce a scent as dusky as this?<br \/>\nIt feels like I&#8217;m losing my nostril hair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Though it&#8217;s only a fart, it&#8217;s not timid even while of such vulgar social status. I sensed a strong purpose. A wickedness. A resolution. Although it&#8217;s mere gas, it deserves great admiration.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I dare say garlic was processed to make this fart.<br \/>\nAs expected of the one and only, the strongest of the plant kingdom.<br \/>\nIndeed: in the world of foodstuff, it still reigns supreme.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">After getting back home a while ago, I farted and it didn&#8217;t smell too bad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It made me realize I&#8217;m still much too naive.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m disappointed in myself.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8386\" title=\"20111221_2180429\" src=\"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/20111221_2180429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yoiyasaa yoiyasaa. Mm. Something stinks. Something really stinks of shit. Seems like someone farted inside the train. It really stinks. Ugh, it stiiinks. It&#8217;s like a hexagon!! What the hell does one have to eat to produce a scent as dusky as this? It feels like I&#8217;m losing my nostril hair. Though it&#8217;s only a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-8385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-translations","tag-chihiro-kamijo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muh2-2bf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8385"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8513,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8385\/revisions\/8513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}