Yo everyone, and bon voyage!
\nAlways enjoying farting in elevators and blaming it on someone else, this is Chihiro!<\/p>\n
Like I promised you yesterday, I’m now going to announce the results of my sphincter opening itself!! I’m an adult now so it’s best I restrain from expressions that are too lively, so I’ll use metaphors instead! Hooray for being an adult!<\/p>\n
It was, like… driftwood! No, you could already call it a torpedo! Even though it’s our 9th anniversary and everything, I’m sorry for writing on such dynamic<\/em> topics ever since New Years!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Yo everyone, and bon voyage! Always enjoying farting in elevators and blaming it on someone else, this is Chihiro! Like I promised you yesterday, I’m now going to announce the results of my sphincter opening itself!! I’m an adult now so it’s best I restrain from expressions that are too lively, so I’ll use metaphors […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-9326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-translations","tag-chihiro-kamijo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muh2-2qq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9326"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9976,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9326\/revisions\/9976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/9mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYou’d be surprised at the power of the exhaust. Puririiin<\/em>! *\\(^o^)\/*<\/p>\n