{"id":1331,"date":"2010-11-19T11:53:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T08:53:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nippon.ddo.jp\/aucifer\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2010-11-19T14:26:41","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T11:26:41","slug":"i-dont-like-to-brag-but-fuck-me-%ce%bbucifer-autograph-gets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/2010\/11\/19\/i-dont-like-to-brag-but-fuck-me-%ce%bbucifer-autograph-gets\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t like to brag, but fuck me &#8211; \u039bucifer autograph GET&#8217;S!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And speaking of <a href=\"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/2010\/11\/15\/alternative-ways-to-order-new-%CE%BBucifer-dvd-photobook\/#comment-306\">buying stuff from Yahoo Auctions Japan<\/a>, do take a look at what I won from there yesterday (or rather, begged my girlfriend to win for me. \u3086\u307f\u3061\u3083\u3093\u3042\u308a\u304c\u3068\u30fc\u30fd(*\uff3e\u03c9\uff3e*)\uff89)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1332 aligncenter\" title=\"shimoka0328-img338x600-128954038920101112143949\" src=\"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/shimoka0328-img338x600-128954038920101112143949.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"338\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You&#8217;re looking at a clear file with hand-written Aucifer autographs (ie. not printed). The seller recalls these were done right after their debut for fans who purchased their CD, during their first tour. The best part? I snatched it for <strong>\uffe5500 (~US$6)<\/strong>. Yes, there&#8217;s no typo there. <em>Five hundred goddamned yen<\/em>. That is less than what I spend on my weekly bottle of vodka.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Look out for my next post where I&#8217;ll announce the details of the upcoming <em><strong>Henkka&#8217;s \u039bucifer Autograph Guided Tour 2011 <\/strong><\/em><strong>\uff5e<\/strong><em><strong>An Evening of LOVE&amp;PAIN<\/strong><\/em><strong>\uff5e<\/strong>. For fans of Aucifer, it&#8217;s an event not to be missed! For now, I can tell you that activities during this very special evening will include:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li>In the absence of hands and thus a handshake event, you&#8217;ll be able to touch the autograph ever-so-lightly with the tip of your index finger for up to three seconds<\/li>\n<li>Getting your two-shot picture taken with the autograph<\/li>\n<li>Me giving a special presentation on the topic of &#8220;<strong>Useless shit I <em>could&#8217;ve<\/em> bought instead of this autograph, but didn&#8217;t<\/strong>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Romantic dinner with the autograph<\/li>\n<li>Crying<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Getting very very drunk<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And speaking of buying stuff from Yahoo Auctions Japan, do take a look at what I won from there yesterday (or rather, begged my girlfriend to win for me. \u3086\u307f\u3061\u3083\u3093\u3042\u308a\u304c\u3068\u30fc\u30fd(*\uff3e\u03c9\uff3e*)\uff89) You&#8217;re looking at a clear file with hand-written Aucifer autographs (ie. not printed). The seller recalls these were done right after their debut for fans [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-1331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","tag-ucifer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pPjOS-lt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1331"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1352,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions\/1352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kumomi.org\/aucifer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}