Learning by Drinking: Izumiyama Sanroku

Izumiyama Sanroku
If your boss suddenly throws his arms around some woman
Politician | 30 March 1896 – 7 July 1981

In all my time of drinking, while I am ashamed to admit I have been known to regularly drink myself into states of unconsciousness, I am also proud to say that I have done so without ever dabbling in harassment—neither the “power” nor the “sexual” variety. Although, come to think of it, I’m not even part of any organization where I had power to abuse or subordinates to harass.

At any rate, while I enjoy getting swacked with the help of booze, I have never been known to swack others with my fists. Furthermore, I do not drunkenly whisper dirty jokes into the ears of random women.

Of course you don’t,” I hear the salarymen scolding me. “Why are you stating the obvious?” But in the world of politics, there has never been any shortage of shameless speech or behavior. Members of parliament regularly make headlines with their statements about women’s issues, and important cabinet ministers often face allegations of sexual harassment. This is something we have all become accustomed to.

However, surely the only politician to have been drunk at the National Diet—where he was then responsible for sexual harassment on a level that would go down in history books—was former Minister of Finance Izumiyama Sanroku.

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Learning by Drinking: Furuta Akira

Furuta Akira
If your boss won’t ever let you go home
Business owner | 13 January 1906 – 30 October 1973

We all have our reasons for drinking.

There are some who are faint of heart, so they drink like whales just to hide their embarrassment or shyness. You’ll often hear people describing these individuals using words like, “He’s a great guy so as long as he doesn’t drink.” But for the person in question, it could be that it feels like they’re incapable of doing anything unless they drink. Or they might find it troublesome that anyone should ever think of them as a “great guy” to begin with. They just can’t take it without a drink.

But although one might feel that they “can’t take it” without liquor, it’s quite the challenge to drink during the daytime if you happen to be an office worker. Or even if you’re not an office worker, but a popular actor perhaps. If you don’t even have enough time to sleep, you might not have time to drink either.

That is what I used to think until just a while ago. But now when even a Johnny’s Entertainment pop idol—someone who was constantly busy with everything from doing renowned TV music shows to planting rice—could be forced to retire due to getting drunk off his face, it proves that no matter how busy you are, anyone who wants to drink will always find a way to do so.

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Learning by Drinking: Yonai Mitsumasa

Yonai Mitsumasa
If your boss won’t let you go home
Politician | 2 March 1880 – 20 April 1948

You don’t get to choose your parents, and you don’t get to choose your boss.

For the average office worker, dealing with their superior remains an eternal challenge. There’s the type of boss who is generally difficult to approach, but when they drink, they suddenly become outspoken to the point where they don’t even notice from all their babbling how the other party wants to go home already. But then there’s also the type of boss who remains silent, even when they’re drunk.

The former type of boss—while annoying—at least feels familiar in a way. But the latter? Honestly, bosses like that are just scary. You have no idea what they’re thinking to begin with, and now that feeling of “who even is this guy?” is only amplified.

Among all the great men of history, too, there are some whose expressions did not change even when they were drinking. You could never tell what was on their mind. Yonai Mitsumasa, Navy Admiral and once Prime Minister, is a good example.

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Minuano New Album “Fruits Mechanical” with Translated English Lyrics

Minuano‘s new album Fruits Mechanical -reimagined works- (機械仕掛けの果実 -再構築音源集-) is set to be released on August 21.

You can now pre-order the CD on Shopify or Bandcamp.

Featuring brand new arrangements—or “reimaginations,” as one might say—the album consists of songs written between 2009 and 2019. These are in essence reinterpretations of nine songs from all-new angles by Minuano mastermind Ogata Takero. Of course, the album also features Sakakibara Kaori (Lamp) on vocals.

Just as with the 2023 re-release of Love Logic, the physical version of the album will include English translations for all of the lyrics. Once again, the Japanese and English lyrics are presented in the booklet side-by-side. (See here for an example from Love Logic‘s booklet.)

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Learning by Drinking: Kuroda Kiyotaka

Kuroda Kiyotaka
If your boss accidentally fires a cannon
Politician | 9 November 1840 – 23 August 1900

People who become annoying when they are drunk. Surely you, the reader, know one or two individuals who would fit that description.

There’s drunks like me: guys that are usually quiet who suddenly get all jovial, guzzling down booze by themselves like it was water until suddenly you notice they’ve passed out.

But then you also have the guys who can get surprisingly belligerent. While you might yourself be feeling nice and woozy, you can never quite totally relax when you’re drinking with these individuals. You never know when that switch inside of them is going to flip.

They’re the sort of people who are going to pester other customers and waiters, sometimes with verbal abuse. More than just once or twice, I have personally had to apologize on behalf of these people. One drunk apologizing for the misbehavior of another drunk to a third party who is in all likelihood also drunk themself—it’s the Japanese izakaya hellscape.

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