2009/02/04＊Chihiro

『Inspire VAMPIRE EMPIRE. by TOY○ tire』

Our tour’s ended. To everyone who came, to all whom it may concern, and to everyone who supported us, let me profoundly thank you and offer you my sincerest gratitude.

Yoooooooo.

The attached picture is of a Suicidal cap that was handed to me on the first day of our tour from jealkb’s drummer elsa. He told me “if you wear it throughout the tour, I’ll give it to you“, and thus, I’ve even been wearing it during interviews. Operation successfully completed. Thanks to the cap, I somehow managed to avoid catching diarrhea. Thank you elsaaaaa.

—–Bonus——

Thought up during tour boredom, presented by Dragon Chihiro:
★Your fortune of the year based on your blood type☆

○ Type A
On your way home, it seems you’ll have an encounter with a mysterious animal. Kill it before it kills you!!
Lucky color: parmesan pink
Lucky number: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028
Lucky item: bidet (made by TOTO or otherwise INAX)

○ Type B
I have a feeling♪ you might have an imaginary pregnancy. Though the child that will be born is sure to be a reptile, raise it lovingly.
Lucky garlic: one made in Kagoshima
Lucky phrase: “Oh dear, th– hey!!”
Lucky vitamin: B6

○ Type O
As you’re about to confess your love to the person you like, if you kancho the life out of him just prior to your confession, your luck is sure to be “uncertain“!!
Lucky pet: Shenron (Porunga… is OK as well!)
Lucky Greek character: ψ (psi… pronounce it like “pussy“)
Lucky huge mistake: suuanko furiten (tanki machi only)¹

○ Type AB
If an upper classman picks a fight with you, tell him “don’t get all high and mighty just because your parents copulated a few years before mine～” before handing him your wallet♪ If you do that, you’ll definitely score a home run tomorrow!
Lucky sugary taste: Wasanbon
Lucky accessory: pigs feet
Lucky monster: akaname (filth licker)

Well then, see you next year or so huh.
Toodlessssss.

¹ Mahjong lingo. I’ve no idea.