2011/12/24＊Chihiro

Hey everyone. Merry merry merry.

A throbbing in the chest, a stir in the nether region. Unstoppable tonight as well, this is Chihiro Kamijo. Fuu～.

Uhm. On March 2012, I will be leaving the music business.
I’m deeply grateful for the support you’ve given me during these many years.
Thank you very much.

…is nooot at all what I’m going to say.

Actually, I went to donate my blood for the first time the other day since I’d heard there’s a huge need for type A blood.

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Um, it seems I’m actually type O.

Huh? Huuuh!? No way. No, you’re kidding, right?? Seriously?
It’s not type A blood, it’s my mental health they should be worried about.

Oh man. And to think I was selling myself as the sole type A member of 9mm. It’s not just about 9mm: I’ve been living my entire life based on my belief that I was type A. It’s not like I completely believe in blood type fortunes, but still, reading through them one-by-one, thinking “I’m a punctual person, huh” “so I’m a sensitive person after all” “I might be the excessively cautious type“, building my identity and touching points, seeking for common ground with people… I was building a self-image, thinking “so this is the kind of guy I am.” It feels like all that has now come crashing down.

What an awful surprise attack.
I’ll bury myself alive in a cave.
It’s like the sky has come falling down.

You hear about it sometimes, about people who’s blood type has changed.
It’s caused by organ transplants, red blood cell antigens caused by disease, etc.
It seems that especially babies’ blood types are at first hard to determine correctly.

Really, I’m in quite a shock. I really liked being type A. It’s on the level of like if you were Japanese and were really proud of it, and suddenly your parents told you “Sorry. We always kept it a secret from you, but we’re actually Chinese.” I’m quite taken aback.

So, like that, I’ve retired as well as graduated from my longtime blood type of A.

This was my revelation, dirty on a level where even a  demon wouldn’t eat it, my completely good-for-nothing Christmas present!! I was planning on never telling the world about it, but it looks like I just did.

Oh well. Everyone has a holy night tonight, right?¹
It’s the confrontation of the century!!¹ It’s like, “will we live or will we die?!“!!¹ Let’s go for it!!
Byenara.

¹ A barrage of kanji puns here. If read aloud, the translation above would seem correct. However, if read as per the kanji meanings Chihiro uses here, the actual meaning of the last paragraph would be something like:

Oh well. Everyone’s going to have a night of sex tonight, right?
A confrontation of genitals!! It’s like, “the semen or the egg?!“!! Let’s go for it!!
Byenara.