2013/01/15＊Chihiro
Hey you all. Payapayaa! )^o^(
Setting your heart on fire, I’m Kamijo. …constantly saying cryptic things of that sort, I’m Chihiro!
So this girl called out to me!
Girl: “…Um, I’m sorry if I’m mistaken, but are you the drummer of 9mm?”
Me: “Perhaps.”
Girl: “I thought so! Um, I became a 9mm fan when I first saw you on Music Station. May I shake your hand?”
Me: “Sure thing.”
Girl: “Thank you! Please do your best, Chiharu-san!!”
Me: “Okay, gotcha. I will.“
The girl, eyes all sparkling, left behind an odor of shampoo as she continued on her way while carrying her guitar.
I took a grown-up approach towards her mistake with which she obviously meant no ill will.
As expected of me! So cool! So smart!
And yet, my current feelings are somewhat on the dark side. This was Chiharu.
2013/01/14＊Chihiro
Yo everyone. Zuizuizui! )^o^(
Always entering public baths all pretentiously with the gates of my imagination opened and my sights set high, I’m Chihiro!
I went shopping at Omotesandou!
My Gucci wallet had gotten worn-out so I went out to buy a new one.
Dior Homme, Louis Vuitton, Armani.. I was gravitating towards those brands.
Inside the store there was a couple looking for matching rings, these two dudes all flirty while trying on huge sunglasses, a rich-looking middle-aged guy buying a bag for a younger hostess type girl…
Uwaahh!! )^o^( It makes the imagination run wild!
Everyone’s all lovey-dovey! o(^▽^)o
Secks!!!!
2013/01/13＊Chihiro
Hello everyone. Zukozukooon! )^o^(
I pressed “enter” since I was over 18 and had an interest in lewd things, but they were immediately asking for a large monetary sum for the registration fee! This is Chihiro.
I watched Michael Jackson’s DVD!
Kyaaaa! Michaeeeel!
You’re so lovely!! Hold me!!
…Pou!!
Poupoupoo!!
Poop!
2013/01/12＊Chihiro
Hello ladies, gentlemen. Zubizubaa! (^з^)-☆
An avatar of love who drives you crazy, this is Chihiro!
～ Today’s Trivia ～
Chihiro-san, always endeavoring to use the latest trendy phrases and expressions.
Whenever his urge to urinate simply grows too intense, he expresses it by saying: “Ah… it seems like the demon lurking in my urinary bladder is growing restless…!” You can use this expression, too! You should definitely try it out.
☆ Single point advice
It’s possible to also use this expression if the passion building up inside you is not the urge to urinate, but rather bowel movement. In that case, just replace the words “urinary bladder” with “large intestine” or “anus” etc, and it’s ready for use.
This was your host, Fantasista Kamijo.
See you !!! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
2013/01/11＊Chihiro
Hello everyone. Shabidubaa! ^o^
A fairytaleist to such a sad degree, I can only shit when it’s full moon! This is Chihiro.
So today is used paper recycle day. (^^) When I went out to throw out some magazines, I discovered a porn magazine!! The person who threw it out must’ve been quite the expert! It was tied in a way that showed a two-page spread of a totally nude girl. Uwaahh! )^o^(
However, I’m a proper adult now, so I won’t get any urges from something like this. Sorry! (>_<)
…is what the man said as he began to run away, a sense of loneliness exuding from his back.
2013/01/10＊Chihiro
Hello ladies, gentlemen. Puppukupu! (^з^)-☆
Losing against both the the rain and the wind, this is Chihiro!
I went to the toilet at the station.
As I was doing my business, a foreigner happened to come next to me.
Uwaaah! )^o^( A Caucasoid!
Perhaps he was an ex-serviceman? He was tall and looked really tough.
I didn’t feel like I’d be able to beat him if we got into a fight.
I took a quick glance and indeed — his penis was huuuge! o(^▽^)o
It felt like I was already losing to the sheer sound volume that his pee made!
)^o^( Woooow!
（´-`）.｡oO（… Dammit! You huge dick guy! Hand it over!
2013/01/09＊Chihiro
Hello everyone. Tremble tremble～ )^o^(
I have a feeling that after I take one more step, my entire being will be designated an important intangible cultural asset of Japan! This is Chihiro.
I tried taking a look in the mirror. (OvO)
W-w-w-whaaat! Oh no!! My nose hairs were saying “bonjour“!
I put my all into picking them out!
I did a splendid job in exterminating them all! (>_<)
And not only that… I made a new record! Yay!
Last time I was able to pick out six of them in one go. This new record… I got nine!!
And what’s more, four of them came out with the root intact! o(^▽^)o
Ahaaa! (^з^)-☆
Feels like it’s going to be another fine day!!!
I’m grateful.
2013/01/08＊Chihiro
Hello everyone! Bayoyon boyoyon!
Doesn’t matter if they’re huge breasts, well-shaped breasts, or anything else that falls under the general category of breasts — I’m good with any of them!! This is Chihiro!
So I ate some pasta!
I choked when I was trying to properly chew it… but it was good! (^з^)-☆
Afterwards I was blowing my nose because I’ve had a slight cold since the day before yesterday. But suddenly some pasta came out together with the snot!!
Waaahh!! )^o^(
The mouth and the nose are connected!
We’re all connected!!!!
2013/01/07＊Chihiro
Hello everyone! Bayoyon boyoyon!
With enough surplus to be able to have a preference of well-shaped breasts over simply huge ones, this is Chihiro!!
So I ate some rice!
I choked when I was trying to properly chew it… but it was good! (^з^)-☆
Afterwards I was blowing my nose because I’ve had a slight cold since yesterday.
But suddenly some rice came out together with the snot!!
Waaahh!! )^o^(
The mouth and the nose are connected!
We’re all connected!!!!
2013/01/06＊Chihiro
All you good children living in obscurity, are you doing well?
This is Chihiro, the Messiah, the Salvatore of all your hearts!!
I was taking a bath earlier when I suddenly noticed I was all out of body soap! It couldn’t be helped, so I just washed my body with shampoo instead. I went ahead and properly rinsed, too. (^з^)-☆ And what I saw next just made me go “Huh?! Oh wow!” There is nothing that could compare to this! I have obtained simply overwhelming body hair!!
Fuhahahaha. See this, ladies and gentlemen!
My pubic hair looks like a wig!!
You guys try it out too, yeah? ☆～（ゝ。∂）
