2013/01/21＊Chihiro

Hebushi. Paopaao! )^o^(
I’m Chihiro, aka the red sweet pea that bloomed at the river banks of your heart!

Getting right to it: I hereby announce that the first official body hair length contest has now begun!

The hairs that have entered are listed below! From top to bottom on the human body: head hair, eyebrow, eyelash, nostril hair, facial hair, armpit hair, arm hair, abdominal hair, pubic hair, ass hair, leg hair, villus hair… There’s a good turnout of all sorts of individuals.

There are a great many ways to draw comparisons from. There’s the inherent keratin level that determines how well your fingers run through it, the gloss and resilience, the smoothness of the cuticle, the artistic, beautiful, curly waviness, etc, etc… However!! This time we will be judging the hairs purely on their length!

Oh, what’s this!?!

The head hair is already showing a great lead! It looks to be the front runner by an extraordinary margin! It’s proportions are evident! There is no doubt as to its appearance! It’s already to the point where there is no need for any more second guessing!

Thus, the very first grand champion is head hair!!
Congratulations!! (^з^)-☆
Oh, and that’s nostril hair in second place.

…Enough with this already.