2011/12/22＊Chihiro

Yes. Boyoyong boyoyoyoinggg.

A pitiful, wounded angel wandering on this polluted Earth, I’m Chihiro. Bubera!!

For the past few years, I’ve been into bodybuilding. It’s really fun.

Due to the nature of my work and the sleepovers away from home on tours, wrap-up parties and consumption of large quantities of alcohol, my eating habits as well as my sleep rhythm are completely off. I neglect muscle training and overeat. The effects of these things are remarkably obvious on the body. Eek.

But this works the other way around, too.

If you do your best, armed with a determination powerful as steel and a purpose a clear sense of purpose, the results will come. You’ll clearly notice them by looking at numbers like your body weight and body fat.

I’ve started doing muscle training that promises a “1 degree increase in body temperature and 5-6 times better immunization“. I’ve seriously become unable to catch a cold and my metabolism has improved, thus making me able to achieve weight loss easier. It’s awesome.

I don’t even look at anything but the good proteins now!! Additives, trans-fatty acids and margarine — I don’t eat that shit. It’s considered poison in Europe, you know.

Everyone, let’s all do weight training together. Let’s go to the other side of muscle!! It’s okay to start small. Even a piece of trash will turn into a beautiful body once it piles up, dammit!!

Yes. I’m gulping down the protein today as well～.

Muscle muscle, yes yes yes yes
Muscle muscle, yes yes yes yes

Muscle yes yes, muscle yes yes
Muscle-scle-scle, muscle muscle!!

2011/12/21＊Chihiro

Yoiyasaa yoiyasaa.

Mm.
Something stinks.
Something really stinks of shit.

Seems like someone farted inside the train. It really stinks.
Ugh, it stiiinks. It’s like a hexagon!!

What the hell does one have to eat to produce a scent as dusky as this?
It feels like I’m losing my nostril hair.

Though it’s only a fart, it’s not timid even while of such vulgar social status. I sensed a strong purpose. A wickedness. A resolution. Although it’s mere gas, it deserves great admiration.

I dare say garlic was processed to make this fart.
As expected of the one and only, the strongest of the plant kingdom.
Indeed: in the world of foodstuff, it still reigns supreme.

After getting back home a while ago, I farted and it didn’t smell too bad.

It made me realize I’m still much too naive.
I’m disappointed in myself.

2011/12/20＊Chihiro

Yes yes. Good evening. Doing his best with no make-up even with such a plain face, this is Kamijo☆Chihiro. I’m not trying to be Tsunoda☆Hiro or anything, I’m just downright copying him in a huge way.

You know, it feels like I’ve caught a cold. That’s odd. I even drank a Pabron. “When drunk early, Pabron is effective!” is something I want to express though. Indeed: when you drink it early, Pabron is seriously effective. I recommend it. It’s one of my household medicines. However, if you’ve already officially caught a cold, it doesn’t help at all. When drunk late, Pabron isn’t effective at all!

This has been my personal Pabron-concerning Pab-gument.

…Hehe! That’s funny!!

Guh.

Ultra exotic shit!!!!

2011/12/19＊Chihiro

‘lo. ’tis me, Chihiro. My favorite dessert is fried pudding. Also, my favorite heavy machinery is the dump truck. Nice to meet yooou.

It sure is nice weather today. You instinctively start wanting to get outside on days like these.

I had this classmate. This emotionally unstable girl who ran off while in class and was later secured on this highway. I now reaaally understand how that girl must’ve felt.

…She was definitely lured by the chocolate fairy to go and meet Gundam deep in the forest. I wanted to be taken along, too.

As I was thinking about that while plucking my nostril hairs, I notice my day’s reached its end.

Time sure is precious.
Goddamn!!
Bye bye goddamn!!

2011/12/18＊Chihiro

I’m sending you another completely worthless blog post on the grounds of it being a new day. Your companion is me: The Great Mistake of Shinshuu, aka Kamijo Chii-chan-kun. Want you!!

Right now, we’re on the Tohoku Expressway with 175 kilometers until Tokyo. Like a grand and beautiful narcissist, I’m getting into a violent rage because of the speed limits regulated by the Road Traffic Act. Yeaaah. In other words, we’re returning from our short business trip to Utsunomiya and Sendai. It’s what you call “working away from home”.

Because you see, in this polluted, unsightly world, the only thing that can heal my wounded heart is money! I’d do anything for money — regardless of expense. Yehheeeah.

Nooow then. I’ll be working hard again today to turn everyone’s “chance” into a “pinch“.

Baibaikin’.

2011/12/18＊Staff

「2011/12/17 @ Sendai Rensa」

Their first time at Rensa!!
It was a really hot show!

The game cartridge for Taki’s Super Nintendo pedal was…

2011/12/18＊Staff

「Public broadcast at Date fm」

After our successful show at Sendai Rensa yesterday, we’re doing a public broadcast at Date fm today.

They’re also going to be doing a 3-piece acoustic performance with Sugawara, Taki and Nakamura! Looks like it’s going to be a little different from the acoustic set at Yokohama Arena!

A more mellow 9mm is nice, too, so look forward to the airing!
The scheduled air date is 2012/1/15.
Details to follow later.

Commemorative picture with Inoue!
Thank you!

2011/12/17＊Chihiro

To all of you who are always thinking about perverted stuff, you people stuck in an eternal mating season, good morning. Just not reaching the red line today either, I’m Chihiro.

9mm’s members include a man of the mountains, a man of the sea, a man of the plains… and finishing it off, a country boy. Today we’ve come to intrude on Sendai, the hometown of the youngest child — the country boy.

…Starting today, I’m going to get rid of the T-shirts I no longer need by throwing them away at our shows whenever I feel like it. Ones I’d actually used on tour. As to why, I won’t tell you. There’s not a chance I’d tell you that I have too many at home to properly keep them in order.

Only compete for them to a degree where it doesn’t turn into an incident, yeah? If it looks like it’s going to turn into a fight, play rock-paper-scissors for it or something. Today’s recommendation is “rock“, by the way. No doubt about it. The unlucky one is “scissors“. Be careful about using that one. You might lose to a rock, you know?

Alright. Let’s again get all fired up telling dirty jokes and badmouthing strangers!
Yep, it’s all shit!
Oh well. Kyahaha!!

2011/12/17＊Takuro

「Utsunomiya → Sendai」

Our updated goods went on sale starting yesterday.
The new sticker package is nice! Looks like some parts you’d find at a music shop!

Alright. We’re heading into soundcheck now.

2011/12/16＊Staff

「Utsunomiya HEAVEN’S ROCK」

We were called out to join 10-FEET’s tour!
Really, thank you for the awesome time everytime get together. m(_ _)m
The show, too, was of course piping hot!

A commemorative picture!
Thank you very much, 10-FEET!!

9mm Parabellum are commuting from Utsunomiya to Sendai right now!
It’s snowing… we’re sitting in traffic.
I’m hoping we reach Sendai safely.