2013/01/05＊Chihiro
Evening to all you fine people leading optimistic lives.
Celebrating my daily life that is much more sweetly degraded than yours, I’m Chihiro.
I didn’t see any dreams on January 1st, but I did see one this morning! )^o^( In the dream I was in junior high school, hanging out with all my friends. We were holding a “pa hunting festival”, or in other words, we were going around pachinko parlors, indiscriminately destroying the “pa” characters from all their neon signs!¹ *\(^o^)/* I remember destroying every single one of them in the Chubu region before being charged and convicted of property damage crimes!!!!
All you bad kids reading this, remember: if you’re going to make your parents cry, only do so in a dream, okay!!
¹ …and thus making the neon signs say “チンコ” (chinko, penis)
2013/01/04＊Chihiro
Yo everyone. Uhohoooi! )^o^( Another day when my mind is so clear, it won’t work at all.
This is Chihiro, the superstar of Kamijo World!!
Today I had fun by giving everyone I saw a nickname in my head!
That guy’s Xavier, this guy’s Afro.
That dude’s Errand Boy, whereas that dude’s Debris Flow.
Kyahaha, it’s fun!
It’s so funnyyy! Anal!! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
2013/01/03＊Chihiro
Yo everyone, and bon voyage!
Always enjoying farting in elevators and blaming it on someone else, this is Chihiro!
Like I promised you yesterday, I’m now going to announce the results of my sphincter opening itself!! I’m an adult now so it’s best I restrain from expressions that are too lively, so I’ll use metaphors instead! Hooray for being an adult!
It was, like… driftwood! No, you could already call it a torpedo!
You’d be surprised at the power of the exhaust. Puririiin! *\(^o^)/*
Even though it’s our 9th anniversary and everything, I’m sorry for writing on such dynamic topics ever since New Years!
2013/01/02＊Chihiro
Yes yes, hello.
Helplessly bittersweet as always, this is Chihiro.
Since it’s New Years and stuff, I’ve been eating way too much. It’s fun as hell, drinking and eating too much. I’m so full! ^o^ That’s why the contents of my stomach are metamorphosing from puke to shit!
Awesome, stomach! Do your best, stomach!!
I’m sure I ought to be able to give you my report about a pleasantly smooth defecation by tomorrow at latest!!
Look forward to it, okay? (^з^)-☆
2013/01/01＊Chihiro
Hey everyone. Happy New Year!!
Trendy in everything I do, this is Chihiro!!
Just so you know: I’m thinking I’ll marumaru your morimori¹ this year as well! )^o^(
Best regards. *\(^o^)/*
¹ See this.
2012/04/24＊Chihiro
「Just spreading some propaganda.」
Hello all you morbid boys and girls. Far from being just an “ally of justice”, I am justice itself. This is Chihiro. Everyday it’s all justice, justice!
Tomorrow’s the release date of my much loved avengers in scif-fi’s new album “Disc 4 The Seasons”, you know. Man, it’s so good, it’s already sure to be an item placed in a World Heritage Site. Even though I wasn’t asked by avens, I’ll be reviewing all songs just for my own self-satisfaction. Even though I didn’t even advertise our own act 4, right?! Aren’t I just a complete ungrateful, condescending hypocrite?! Aaaahhh, I don’t even know, kyahahaha!
1. Yang 2: A killer tune with a B-melody that’s way too pretty. From the very first listen, your excitedness as well as various bodily fluids start to overflow.
2. Psycho Monday: The pleasant delay will put you under its spell. It makes you go crazy with the “tekumakumayaron“¹-like chanting!
3. Two Lone Swallows: The harmonies by Taro and Inami are like thieves of love. Teacher, you make all the young girls fall for you.²
4. Stairway To The Sun.I: Just hearing the E-D#-B, E-D#-B in the chorus is enough to make me feel glad to be alive.
5. Stairway To The Sun.II: Hey, this sounds like a foreign band.
6. Sonic Fireworks: Isn’t this just way too good? Every time I hear that intro, I can’t help but smile broadly.
7. Skywalker: There’s the feeling of a universe characteristic of Avens here. I will again make you my prisoner tonight… come then, let’s begin our night of sin…
8. Pearl Pool: The way they use accents, the subtractions and extractions… stylish as always. I don’t know what to say… though they are my rivals, these guys are pretty splendid.
9. Lady Organa: Starts off with a tribe-like approach and scatters off from there. My brains are in this state of insane festivities… and something’s leaking out.
10. Wish Upon The Diamond Dust: Taro’s guitar makes you feel so good, even its legality is questionable. His fingers are luring me into romance…
11. The Planet Hope: I surrender myself to the beat, so just let me enjoy this moment even for an instant, brother. Avens are so cool that pretty much the only freedom left to us anymore is to pick boogers out of our noses…
Verdict… while you can expect to get really fired up when listening to this, it’s at the level where there are no adverse health effects! Please have a peace of mind and go buy this. I’ll buy it, too. Let’s listen to it together!
¹ Catchphrase of Akko from Himitsu no Akko-chan.
² …don’t ask me.
2011/12/25＊Chihiro
“Will Chihiro by any chance write a blog today as well?”
This is for the people who came here whilst thinking that.
No, I will nooot.
Who the hell’s gonna write 10 posts in a row, dammit.
I don’t have the luxury of time to participate in any such foolishness. Hmph.
Brush your teeth, let loose a fart, and after you’ve flashily masturbated whilst avoiding the prying eyes of your parents, go to sleep right away. Hmph.
…
Thank you.
… See you later!!!! (^з^)-☆
2011/12/24＊Chihiro
Hey everyone. Merry merry merry.
A throbbing in the chest, a stir in the nether region. Unstoppable tonight as well, this is Chihiro Kamijo. Fuu～.
Uhm. On March 2012, I will be leaving the music business.
I’m deeply grateful for the support you’ve given me during these many years.
Thank you very much.
…is nooot at all what I’m going to say.
Actually, I went to donate my blood for the first time the other day since I’d heard there’s a huge need for type A blood.
…
… …
Um, it seems I’m actually type O.
Huh? Huuuh!? No way. No, you’re kidding, right?? Seriously?
It’s not type A blood, it’s my mental health they should be worried about.
Oh man. And to think I was selling myself as the sole type A member of 9mm. It’s not just about 9mm: I’ve been living my entire life based on my belief that I was type A. It’s not like I completely believe in blood type fortunes, but still, reading through them one-by-one, thinking “I’m a punctual person, huh” “so I’m a sensitive person after all” “I might be the excessively cautious type“, building my identity and touching points, seeking for common ground with people… I was building a self-image, thinking “so this is the kind of guy I am.” It feels like all that has now come crashing down.
What an awful surprise attack.
I’ll bury myself alive in a cave.
It’s like the sky has come falling down.
You hear about it sometimes, about people who’s blood type has changed.
It’s caused by organ transplants, red blood cell antigens caused by disease, etc.
It seems that especially babies’ blood types are at first hard to determine correctly.
Really, I’m in quite a shock. I really liked being type A. It’s on the level of like if you were Japanese and were really proud of it, and suddenly your parents told you “Sorry. We always kept it a secret from you, but we’re actually Chinese.” I’m quite taken aback.
So, like that, I’ve retired as well as graduated from my longtime blood type of A.
This was my revelation, dirty on a level where even a demon wouldn’t eat it, my completely good-for-nothing Christmas present!! I was planning on never telling the world about it, but it looks like I just did.
Oh well. Everyone has a holy night tonight, right?¹
It’s the confrontation of the century!!¹ It’s like, “will we live or will we die?!“!!¹ Let’s go for it!!
Byenara.
¹ A barrage of kanji puns here. If read aloud, the translation above would seem correct. However, if read as per the kanji meanings Chihiro uses here, the actual meaning of the last paragraph would be something like:
Oh well. Everyone’s going to have a night of sex tonight, right?
A confrontation of genitals!! It’s like, “the semen or the egg?!“!! Let’s go for it!!
Byenara.
2011/12/23＊Chihiro
Hey hey.
Higher than the Mount Everest, deeper than the Lake Baikal… Those kinds of examples are perfect metaphors of my character. Good evening, this is Chihiro.
I’ll write a blog tonight, too!!
The me who never wrote here before, suddenly writing this many blogs feels kind of out of place, right? Ahaha. Today’s the 8th one. I’m aiming for 9 consecutive ones so tomorrow’s the last update. In regards to that… it’s going to be seriously uninteresting, but I have a little good-for-nothing announcement for you tomorrow.
No, it’s not going to be an announcement of our breakup. It’s about my retirement, or rather, a graduation announcement.
See you again tomorrooow. Later.
Bye-bye.
2011/12/22＊Chihiro
Yes. Boyoyong boyoyoyoinggg.
A pitiful, wounded angel wandering on this polluted Earth, I’m Chihiro. Bubera!!
For the past few years, I’ve been into bodybuilding. It’s really fun.
Due to the nature of my work and the sleepovers away from home on tours, wrap-up parties and consumption of large quantities of alcohol, my eating habits as well as my sleep rhythm are completely off. I neglect muscle training and overeat. The effects of these things are remarkably obvious on the body. Eek.
But this works the other way around, too.
If you do your best, armed with a determination powerful as steel and a purpose a clear sense of purpose, the results will come. You’ll clearly notice them by looking at numbers like your body weight and body fat.
I’ve started doing muscle training that promises a “1 degree increase in body temperature and 5-6 times better immunization“. I’ve seriously become unable to catch a cold and my metabolism has improved, thus making me able to achieve weight loss easier. It’s awesome.
I don’t even look at anything but the good proteins now!! Additives, trans-fatty acids and margarine — I don’t eat that shit. It’s considered poison in Europe, you know.
Everyone, let’s all do weight training together. Let’s go to the other side of muscle!! It’s okay to start small. Even a piece of trash will turn into a beautiful body once it piles up, dammit!!
Yes. I’m gulping down the protein today as well～.
Muscle muscle, yes yes yes yes
Muscle muscle, yes yes yes yes
Muscle yes yes, muscle yes yes
Muscle-scle-scle, muscle muscle!!
