2011/12/21＊Chihiro
Mm.
Something stinks.
Something really stinks of shit.
Seems like someone farted inside the train. It really stinks.
Ugh, it stiiinks. It’s like a hexagon!!
What the hell does one have to eat to produce a scent as dusky as this?
It feels like I’m losing my nostril hair.
Though it’s only a fart, it’s not timid even while of such vulgar social status. I sensed a strong purpose. A wickedness. A resolution. Although it’s mere gas, it deserves great admiration.
I dare say garlic was processed to make this fart.
As expected of the one and only, the strongest of the plant kingdom.
Indeed: in the world of foodstuff, it still reigns supreme.
After getting back home a while ago, I farted and it didn’t smell too bad.
It made me realize I’m still much too naive.
I’m disappointed in myself.
2011/12/20＊Chihiro
Yes yes. Good evening. Doing his best with no make-up even with such a plain face, this is Kamijo☆Chihiro. I’m not trying to be Tsunoda☆Hiro or anything, I’m just downright copying him in a huge way.
You know, it feels like I’ve caught a cold. That’s odd. I even drank a Pabron. “When drunk early, Pabron is effective!” is something I want to express though. Indeed: when you drink it early, Pabron is seriously effective. I recommend it. It’s one of my household medicines. However, if you’ve already officially caught a cold, it doesn’t help at all. When drunk late, Pabron isn’t effective at all!
This has been my personal Pabron-concerning Pab-gument.
…Hehe! That’s funny!!
Guh.
Ultra exotic shit!!!!
2011/12/19＊Chihiro
‘lo. ’tis me, Chihiro. My favorite dessert is fried pudding. Also, my favorite heavy machinery is the dump truck. Nice to meet yooou.
It sure is nice weather today. You instinctively start wanting to get outside on days like these.
I had this classmate. This emotionally unstable girl who ran off while in class and was later secured on this highway. I now reaaally understand how that girl must’ve felt.
…She was definitely lured by the chocolate fairy to go and meet Gundam deep in the forest. I wanted to be taken along, too.
As I was thinking about that while plucking my nostril hairs, I notice my day’s reached its end.
Time sure is precious.
Goddamn!!
Bye bye goddamn!!
2011/12/18＊Chihiro
I’m sending you another completely worthless blog post on the grounds of it being a new day. Your companion is me: The Great Mistake of Shinshuu, aka Kamijo Chii-chan-kun. Want you!!
Right now, we’re on the Tohoku Expressway with 175 kilometers until Tokyo. Like a grand and beautiful narcissist, I’m getting into a violent rage because of the speed limits regulated by the Road Traffic Act. Yeaaah. In other words, we’re returning from our short business trip to Utsunomiya and Sendai. It’s what you call “working away from home”.
Because you see, in this polluted, unsightly world, the only thing that can heal my wounded heart is money! I’d do anything for money — regardless of expense. Yehheeeah.
Nooow then. I’ll be working hard again today to turn everyone’s “chance” into a “pinch“.
Baibaikin’.
2011/12/17＊Chihiro
To all of you who are always thinking about perverted stuff, you people stuck in an eternal mating season, good morning. Just not reaching the red line today either, I’m Chihiro.
9mm’s members include a man of the mountains, a man of the sea, a man of the plains… and finishing it off, a country boy. Today we’ve come to intrude on Sendai, the hometown of the youngest child — the country boy.
…Starting today, I’m going to get rid of the T-shirts I no longer need by throwing them away at our shows whenever I feel like it. Ones I’d actually used on tour. As to why, I won’t tell you. There’s not a chance I’d tell you that I have too many at home to properly keep them in order.
Only compete for them to a degree where it doesn’t turn into an incident, yeah? If it looks like it’s going to turn into a fight, play rock-paper-scissors for it or something. Today’s recommendation is “rock“, by the way. No doubt about it. The unlucky one is “scissors“. Be careful about using that one. You might lose to a rock, you know?
Alright. Let’s again get all fired up telling dirty jokes and badmouthing strangers!
Yep, it’s all shit!
Oh well. Kyahaha!!
2011/12/16＊Chihiro
Good morning kaboom to all you good children. My anus — unaffected by congestion — had a smooth defecation today as well. I’m Chihiro, probably.
Even though our tour just ended the other day, we’re again out on business. We’ve come to the land of gyoza today.
I was bored out of my mind before our rehearsal so I thought I’d write a blog, but I don’t particularly have anything to write about. I’ve no content, man. Everyone, don’t become an adult hollow as a bell pepper like me.
Alright.
I’ll do my best today in my search of the best music and the lowest dirty jokes.
With that, adieu.
2011/07/06＊Chihiro
『I’ll give you a muscle kiss 』
It’s Wednesday, July 6th.
It’s a hot, early afternoon.
Taki walked up to me earlier.
“Here’s your birthday present.”
Yay, a Lamborghini!
I’m seriously happy.
Yeah,
Just why he gave it to me now, or
Why he gave it to me on the day of our show in Shibuya…
There’s lots of things I’d like to ask him.
We’ll leave aside the fact that it’s something this tiny.
Boys will always love sports cars no matter what their age, you see.
Thanks, Taki.
Alright. I’ll be going fast again today.
I’ll be waiting for you on the other side of speed.
2011/06/25＊Chihiro
『The night before the decisive battle』
Komazawa Joshi Daigaku (Komazawa Women’s University), or 駒女 in short.
When written in roman characters, that’s “Komajo.”
It’s unfortunate how “Kamijo” looks so similar. This is Chihiro.
At last, 6/26 is nearly upon us.
My heart is pounding.
It feels like my chest is so tight, it’s making my heartbeat irregular～!!
The Arena tomorrow…
It’s sure to be awash with girls whose crotches are protected by their battle shorts.
Remember, if you all just memorize the following, everyone’s crotch area will be able to make friends with the wealthy…
There are only two types of girls in the world.
…That’s right. Girls who wear battle shorts, and girls who don’t.
You don’t choose the panties you wear.
Your panties chose you.
For me, it doesn’t feel so much as I’m wearing underwear, rather, it feels like I’m wearing righteousness.
Me, I love truffles and foie gras, along with caviar.
Also… that’s right. I love my battle shorts as well.
Crap, I was supposed to write about my enthusiasm for the show, yet I (un)intentionally turned this into an advertisement for battle shorts instead. Ah well.
The show… yeah. I’ll do my best. I’ll give it all I’ve got.
Anyway, we’ll be waiting for you tomorrow at the Yokohama Arena!!
Did you all remember to brush your teeth?
Then, let’s dream up some wonderful dreams!!
I’ll meet you there!!
2011/06/06＊9mm Parabellum Bullet
「Notice」
The deadline of applications for the lottery of the live house tour tickets is today at 23 o’clock. Thank you for the many applications we’ve received. Thanks to you, for the tour opening at Yokohama Club Lizard and for Shibuya La.mama… we somehow received over ten thousand applications. All of us in the 9mm team are overjoyed and……?…… Hang on a second. There’s still tickets left for Yokohama Arena.
We have a suggestion. How about coming to see us at Movement YOKOHAMA?
All tickets are seated so you can watch comfortably, the venue is nice and spacey, we have the leading edge, state-of-the-art faculties prepared, it’s an ever-growing street with lots of businesses and sightseeing opportunities, and it’s only a 5-minute walk from the Shin-Yokohama station! Access is outstandingly easy! More than anything, we’re scheming for things we’re only going to do at Yokohama Arena. Even today we practiced the whole day. Even though Movement YOKOHAMA is shaping up to be such a glamorous event, why, why will you not come…!? We’re perplexed as we are bursting into laughter.
You, you who are growing hopeless at your chances for winning tickets to Yokohama Club Lizard or Shibuya La.mama, we have a seat prepared for you at Yokohama Arena. I want you to tell this to all the boys and the girls who don’t know this yet, as well as all the grandfathers and the grandmothers and the papas and the mamas, too. Movement YOKOHAMA is going to be the best night ever. Look forward to June 26th. 9mm will be practicing tomorrow, too!!
2011/03/16＊Chihiro
『Dear Bonaparte』
Napoleon, Your Highness. You once said this:
“There are only two forces that unite men — fear and interest.“
Certainly, I think it is so.
However, Emperor Napoleon.
Those of us who value courtesy and kindness are a little bit different.
In times when our fellowmen are hurt or our friends are crying out for help, we always unite without thinking about what’s in it for us.
That’s the people of Japan.
All the more at times of disaster like now.
Right now, everyone’s looking for ways to help the country.
Everyone goes about it their own way, but all are doing their utmost best.
What, you’re saying that’s not written in your dictionary?
Then add it in there, damn you:
“The people of Japan help one another.“
But, Emperor Napoleon… nowadays foreign countries are wonderful, too.
Forgetting about things like country borders or race and aiding Japan, it makes me glad.
I reckon it’s since we all came to be born under the same blue sky on the same Earth.
…Huh? That’s not in your dictionary either?
I guess the things in 19th century France might be a little too outdated then.
Well, actually, just write this in there:
“Everyone across the Earth helps one another.“
