2007/07/26＊08:23＊Kamijo

『What farting taught me』

The “fart blog” I wrote a while ago has gotten a relatively warm reception from my loved ones. Ehehe. Maybe I’ll take advantage of that now. I’m drunk tonight, too, after all.

My style.
It’s to fart when sneezing.

For as long as you live, do not overlook this simple physiological phenomenon of your body.
This is your chance.

Don’t forget: what we really are is monkeys who just happened to come across the evil of something called “wisdom.”

The way you take this to an outsider’s eyes insignificant phenomenon and make it your own (or don’t), it says a lot about what kind of a person you are

“Acchoo toooot”
is
out of the question.
Your taste is lacking.
Those still wet behind the ears would probably be satisfied with just this.

“Aaah- toot”
is
just disappointing.
I can still see much room for improvement.
It just requires some control of your muscles.
Your taste ought to be buried in the plains.

“Acchoo
Toooot”
When you can do that, your refinement and elegance will be apparent to all.
However, operations of even more advanced level will become necessary.

When you reach the above-mentioned level, you won’t have worldly desires anymore like the lowly me. You will be able to attain pure, god-like intelligence as well as taste.

And that’s how it is.

In spite of all that,
you, are you still going to overlook this chance today…?

ARE. YOU. STILL. GOING. TO. OVERLOOK. IT…??

(Attachment: stinkvine, a plant of the Rubiaceae family.)