January 10th, 2013 20:55
Posted by Chihiro
Hello ladies, gentlemen. Puppukupu! (^з^)-☆
Losing against both the the rain and the wind, this is Chihiro!
I went to the toilet at the station.
As I was doing my business, a foreigner happened to come next to me.
Uwaaah! )^o^( A Caucasoid!
Perhaps he was an ex-serviceman? He was tall and looked really tough.
I didn’t feel like I’d be able to beat him if we got into a fight.
I took a quick glance and indeed — his penis was huuuge! o(^▽^)o
It felt like I was already losing to the sheer sound volume that his pee made!
)^o^( Woooow!
（´-`）.｡oO（… Dammit! You huge dick guy! Hand it over!
January 9th, 2013 21:00
Posted by Chihiro
Hello everyone. Tremble tremble～ )^o^(
I have a feeling that after I take one more step, my entire being will be designated an important intangible cultural asset of Japan! This is Chihiro.
I tried taking a look in the mirror. (OvO)
W-w-w-whaaat! Oh no!! My nose hairs were saying “bonjour“!
I put my all into picking them out!
I did a splendid job in exterminating them all! (>_<)
And not only that… I made a new record! Yay!
Last time I was able to pick out six of them in one go. This new record… I got nine!!
And what’s more, four of them came out with the root intact! o(^▽^)o
Ahaaa! (^з^)-☆
Feels like it’s going to be another fine day!!!
I’m grateful.
January 9th, 2013 20:55
Posted by staff
The countdown of mystery has ended!
Did everyone have a look at 9mm’s website already?
The mysterious countdown has finally ended.
If you haven’t seen it yet, go check it out!
http://9mm.jp/
It’s the announcement for the band’s first show of their 9th anniversary year!
It’ll be an event for us to express our gratitude to all of you.
The venue is an ex-grand cabaret style venue in Shinjuku with a retro, Showa taste.
Moreover!
The entire show will be broadcasted live on Ustream!!
We’ll announce the details on this on a later date.
Look forward to this event that’s going to be different in mood compared to their usual shows!
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9mm Parabellum Bullet presents
“39 -Thank You- LIVE”
● Date
3/9 (Sat)
● Venue
Shinjuku Fuurin Kaikan
● Doors/Showtime
17:00/18:00
● Tickets
3,900 yen (incl. tax, drink not included)
For more details on the venue and the pre-sale ticket raffle, please see the official website.
http://9mm.jp/
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January 8th, 2013 20:55
Posted by Chihiro
Hello everyone! Bayoyon boyoyon!
Doesn’t matter if they’re huge breasts, well-shaped breasts, or anything else that falls under the general category of breasts — I’m good with any of them!! This is Chihiro!
So I ate some pasta!
I choked when I was trying to properly chew it… but it was good! (^з^)-☆
Afterwards I was blowing my nose because I’ve had a slight cold since the day before yesterday. But suddenly some pasta came out together with the snot!!
Waaahh!! )^o^(
The mouth and the nose are connected!
We’re all connected!!!!
January 7th, 2013 20:55
Posted by Chihiro
Hello everyone! Bayoyon boyoyon!
With enough surplus to be able to have a preference of well-shaped breasts over simply huge ones, this is Chihiro!!
So I ate some rice!
I choked when I was trying to properly chew it… but it was good! (^з^)-☆
Afterwards I was blowing my nose because I’ve had a slight cold since yesterday.
But suddenly some rice came out together with the snot!!
Waaahh!! )^o^(
The mouth and the nose are connected!
We’re all connected!!!!
January 6th, 2013 23:55
Posted by Chihiro
All you good children living in obscurity, are you doing well?
This is Chihiro, the Messiah, the Salvatore of all your hearts!!
I was taking a bath earlier when I suddenly noticed I was all out of body soap! It couldn’t be helped, so I just washed my body with shampoo instead. I went ahead and properly rinsed, too. (^з^)-☆ And what I saw next just made me go “Huh?! Oh wow!” There is nothing that could compare to this! I have obtained simply overwhelming body hair!!
Fuhahahaha. See this, ladies and gentlemen!
My pubic hair looks like a wig!!
You guys try it out too, yeah? ☆～（ゝ。∂）
January 6th, 2013 23:50
Posted by Takuro
New Years Greetings
Happy New Year, everyone. I managed to just barely squeeze in that greeting before the holidays ended. 9mm Parabellum Bullet hopes for your continued support in 2013 as well.
If you look on our official site, you’ll have noticed that the countdown of mystery became even more mysterious and started again when it got to 2013. Just what on earth is going to happen? Even I have no clue… (shameless lie). At any rate, since this year marks our 9th anniversary, we’re going to have loads of events and pranks like this all through the year. Don’t miss it. This year, the 9th of every month is 9mm Day.
Lastly — and I think some of you may have noticed already — 2013 is the year of the Serpent, or “巳”, which looks like a reversed number “9”. What a fine coincidence, huh? I wish everyone a good year.
January 5th, 2013 13:38
Posted by Chihiro
Evening to all you fine people leading optimistic lives.
Celebrating my daily life that is much more sweetly degraded than yours, I’m Chihiro.
I didn’t see any dreams on January 1st, but I did see one this morning! )^o^( In the dream I was in junior high school, hanging out with all my friends. We were holding a “pa hunting festival”, or in other words, we were going around pachinko parlors, indiscriminately destroying the “pa” characters from all their neon signs!¹ *\(^o^)/* I remember destroying every single one of them in the Chubu region before being charged and convicted of property damage crimes!!!!
All you bad kids reading this, remember: if you’re going to make your parents cry, only do so in a dream, okay!!
¹ …and thus making the neon signs say “チンコ” (chinko, penis)
January 4th, 2013 13:38
Posted by Chihiro
Yo everyone. Uhohoooi! )^o^( Another day when my mind is so clear, it won’t work at all.
This is Chihiro, the superstar of Kamijo World!!
Today I had fun by giving everyone I saw a nickname in my head!
That guy’s Xavier, this guy’s Afro.
That dude’s Errand Boy, whereas that dude’s Debris Flow.
Kyahaha, it’s fun!
It’s so funnyyy! Anal!! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
January 3rd, 2013 13:38
Posted by Chihiro
Yo everyone, and bon voyage!
Always enjoying farting in elevators and blaming it on someone else, this is Chihiro!
Like I promised you yesterday, I’m now going to announce the results of my sphincter opening itself!! I’m an adult now so it’s best I restrain from expressions that are too lively, so I’ll use metaphors instead! Hooray for being an adult!
It was, like… driftwood! No, you could already call it a torpedo!
You’d be surprised at the power of the exhaust. Puririiin! *\(^o^)/*
Even though it’s our 9th anniversary and everything, I’m sorry for writing on such dynamic topics ever since New Years!
